10.8.11

How to Insult Like Shakespeare

This is a useful post for variety of insults. It's more interesting than
"You are a(n) " + [some usual, boring insulting words]

"You are a dork" ---> lameeeeeee

You can be creative in combining words to the point that the person being insulted won't get what you mean until much later LOL. Plus, you may look soooo intelligent to know words from Elizabethan era!

Remember this was a time when the average person did not read, and other forms of entertainment were not readily available, but good conversation acted as a substitute.

Here it goes :
Just say "Thou art a(n)" + [choose one word from each column]
Example : "Thou art a churlish, dismal-dreaming fustilarian."
COOL, huh?

Try combining more words from column 1 and column 2 for more interesting insult :
"Thou art an artless, crook-pated, fawning, mewling, elf-skinned puttock."



FEEL FREE !!



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2

3
Artless
Base-court
Apple-john
Bawdy
Bat-fowling
Baggage
Beslubbering
Beef-witted
Barnacle
Bootless
Beetle-headed
Bladder
Churlish
Boil-brained
Boar-pig
Cockered
Clapper-clawed
Bugbear
Clouted
Clay-brained
Bum-bailey
Craven
Common-kissing
Canker-blossom
Currish
Crook-pated
Clack-dish
Dankish
Dismal-dreaming
Clot-pole
Dissembling
Dizzy-eyed
Coxcomb
Droning
Dog-hearted
Codpiece
Errant
Dread-bolted
Death-token
Fawning
Earth-vexing
Dewberry
Fobbing
Elf-skinned
Flap-dragon
Froward
Fat-kidneyed
Flax-wench
Frothy
Fen-sucked
Flirt-gill
Gleeking
Flap-mouthed
Foot-licker
Goatish
Fly-bitten
Fustilarian
Gorbellied
Folly-fallen
Giglet
Impertinent
Fool-born
Gudgeon
Infectious
Full-gorged
Haggard
Jarring
Guts-griping
Harpy
Loggerheaded
Half-faced
Hedge-pig
Lumpish
Hasty-witted
Horn-beast
Mammering
Hedge-born
Huggermugger
Mangled
Hell-hated
Jolt-head
Mewling
Idle-headed
Lewdster
Paunchy
Ill-breeding
Lout
Pribbling
Ill-nurtured
Maggot-pie
Puking
Knotty-pated
Malt-worm
Puny
Milk-livered
Mammet
Quailing
Motley-minded
Measle
Rank
Onion-eyed
Minnow
Reeky
Plume-plucked
Miscreant
Roguish
Pottle-deep
Mold-warp
Ruttish
Pox-marked
Mumble-news
Saucy
Reeling-ripe
Nut-hook
Spleeny
Rough-hewn
Pigeon-egg
Spongy
Rude-growing
Pignut
Surly
Rump-fed
Puttock
Tottering
Shard-borne
Pumpion
Unmuzzled
Sheep-biting
Rats-bane
Vain
Spur-galled
Scut
Venomed
Swag-bellied
Skains-mate
Villainous
Tardy-gaited
Strumpet
Warped
Tickle-brained
Varlot
Wayward
Toad-spotted
Vassal
Weedy
Unchin-snouted
Whey-face
Yeasty
Weather-bitten
Wagtail


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